Molly Explains it all - Tylenol

Molly has a fever, so we gave her some Tylenol.  Right after she finished it she came over to tell me how it's made.  I typed it as she spoke, so it's pretty accurate.

Tylenol is made out of purple strawberries.  First, you take a strawberry and you paint it purple.  A sweet strawberry, then you let it dry.  When it's dry, you slice a little of the purple strawberry and you mix it with a big little mixer thing.  Then you mix it with glue, to make it good.  Then you put a purple candy in to make it sweet, then a steak.  The steak and an ingredient help make it sweet.  Then you put a bead in it, it's a bead you can eat.  Then you put it in a big bottle and you shake it.

And there you go, the top secret Tylenol manufacturing process.