Ducking Android

I swear a lot.  But don't worry, I don't swear much around the kids.  Much.  I wait until they're gone, then I let loose.  I also swear a lot in emails.  Especially to my husband.  Unfortunately my phone has hampered this a bit.  It doesn't come with all of my favorite swear words built in so it auto-fills and auto-corrects for me.  Here's an email chain between my husband and I from last week:

Me:  Max just pees in the potty.


Mark:  He doesn't do anything else?  He just pees in the potty?  


Me:  Peed. Ducking autocorrect.  Ducking, even.


Mark:  I am literally laughing out loud right now.


Me:  Goddammit.  Fucking.


Mark:  I totally shared this with people.