Tattle Tale

Molly needs to watch the very special episode of "The Brady Bunch" where Cindy learns that tattling all the time is really annoying. Today she has provided me with a running commentary of all the evil perpetrated by her brother, the dog and even Maggie.

Examples:

Max stinks (somewhat useful)
Xander pooped downstairs (extremely useful)
Max is climbing on the ledge (very useful)
Max said "stupid" (Max doesn't speak)
Xander is licking the couch (well, yeah, he's a dog, he licks things)
Maggie is leaning forward in her swing (Bad newborn! No slouching!)

I suppose I can put up with the fluff as long as my toes are safe from dog presents when I walk downstairs.

Dine-n-dash

I absolutely refuse to kiss my son today. He has spent a large chunk of the morning attempting to (and quite often succeeding-bad mommy) eat from the garbage.

Screw you to all that mock me when I say having a dog is good practice for having a kid.